Alan: I nearly injured myself the other day.

Alan: I was standing at the urinal,

Alan: and it was so high

Alan:  I had to stand on tiptoes,

Alan: And, I nearly pulled a muscle in the hamstring area.

Bill: It was a font in a church.

Alan: I was not weeing in a font.

Alan: I resent that!

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