Alan: I nearly injured myself the other day.
Alan: I was standing at the urinal,
Alan: and it was so high
Alan: I had to stand on tiptoes,
Alan: And, I nearly pulled a muscle in the hamstring area.
Bill: It was a font in a church.
Alan: I was not weeing in a font.
Alan: I resent that!
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